Good morning bookworms!
You know why Joanne (this is how I’m probs going to refer to her from now on) being a total transphobic troll is the worst thing ever? Because she has RUINED EVERYTHING. We can’t feel joy about the series any more, (and I will forever have an incomplete set of the illustrated versions).
But more importantly, she has ruined ALL the hard work that Gintare (Book Roast) has put into the magical read-a-thon. Just watching the difference in G between her video in March where she announces the OWLs, and her video in July where she looks so disinterested in her own read-a-thon that she put SO MUCH work into is heartbreaking. I would also really recommend that you watch G’s video on the future of the magical readathons, even if you won’t be taking part.
So, friends, I’m still going to do the NEWTs. But I’m doing this for G because I want to support HER and recognise all the work that she put into this read-a-thon. But, I also might stretch it out over two months because I don’t even know what I’m doing any more, and if there’s no pressure then I’m also not going to stress myself out trying to cram in 26 books or whatever it is that I have to read. Did I even pass my OWLs? April feels like it was 13 years ago…
So… after doing some digging (thank goodness for past Meeghan’s blogging!!), it turns out I passed my O.W.L.s for the three careers I was considering. Well done me!! These are Curse Breaker, Magizoologist and Potioneer.
Which means that I have like a bunch of subjects to get through for N.E.W.T.s, and a lot of them need an O grade… which means 3 prompts for those subjects!! (This could also be a good reason to spread it over two months!!)
So, I need the following grades in subjects:
- O in Ancient Runes
- O in Arithmancy
- O in Care of Magical Creatures
- E in Charms
- E in Defence Against the Dark Arts
- E in Herbology
- O in Potions
Ewww… An O is Arithmancy is like being told that I have to do Maths Extension and CALCULUS if I wanted to go into Engineering at university. (Also the reason that I didn’t do engineering… calculus… *shudders*)
So… 18 prompts… ooof!! OK… let’s figure this out in a TBR!!
SPREADSHEET!! You guys know I love a good spreadsheet TBR prompt list!!
|Subject and Grade||Prompt||Book to read?||Cover|
|Ancient Runes – Acceptable||Bathsheda Babbling: Author name starting with B (first or last)||The Flatshare by Beth O’Leary|
|Ancient Runes – Exceeds Expectations||Read a classic||Jane Eyre by Charlotte Brontë|
|Ancient Runes – Outstanding||Love Rune: Read a romance||Riot House by Callie Hart|
|Arithmancy – Acceptable||Precision is key: Read a non-fiction||The Sustainable(ish) Living Guide by Jen Gale|
|Arithmancy – Exceeds Expectations||Book that ends on an uneven number||Ehhh… I’ll figure this out later!!|
|Arithmancy – Outstanding||Book that’s between 260-299 pages||The Thornthwaite Inheritance by Gareth P. Jones|
|Care of Magical Creatures – Acceptable||Salamander: Fire on cover or in title||Burn by Patrick Ness|
|Care of Magical Creatures – Exceeds Expectations||Flobberworm: Lazy is fine! Read something short||Escape From Lucien by Kazu Kibuishi|
|Care of Magical Creatures – Outstanding||Hagrid’s Hut: Start a book with a snack||I could LITERALLY read anything with this prompt! I love it!|
|Charms – Acceptable||Cheering Charm: Read a humorous book||Walk It Off, Princess by David Thorne|
|Charms – Exceeds Expectations||Glacius: Freezing charm! Read a book set in winter||The Bear and the Nightingale by Katherine Arden|
|Defence Against the Dark Arts – Acceptable||Boggart: Read a horror or thriller||Wicked Saints by Emily A Duncan|
|Defence Against the Dark Arts – Exceeds Expectations||Kappas: Water demon! Book with demons or water theme||Firelight by Kazu Kibuishi|
|Herbology – Acceptable||Puffpods: Flowers on cover||A Question of Holmes by Brittany Cavallaro|
|Herbology – Exceeds Expectations||Nettle plant: Book that might be impactful||The Extraordinaries by T.J. Klune|
|Potions – Acceptable||Ingredient: Flying Seahorse – book with word “sky” in title, or sky on cover||Spellhacker by M. K. England|
|Potions – Exceeds Expectations||Doxycide: Author name starts with a letter D (first or last)||The Girl with the Whispering Shadow by D. E. Night|
|Potions – Outstanding||Girding Potion for endurance: book over 450 pages||The Iron King by Julie Kagawa|
LOL, let’s see how long this lasts!! 😂 🤣
Also, I’m still going to try and keep going with my Shadowhunters reread when I can… which isn’t on the list, and it might take me the rest of the year, but we will get there so I can continue it before starting all of my UNREAD Shadowhunter books … and there are LOTS!! (I’ve only read The Mortal Instruments and The Infernal Devices…)
What books are you reading in August?